Short Kilt Poem

[Mel1721L]

My Kilt

I wear my kilt in the sun and rain,
But on windy days I will refrain,
Some things should be private,
And hidden shall remain.
No accidental flashing,
My dignity intact,
Wind and kilts don’t match,
And that my friends is fact.

By Mel Beasley

[Farmer Jones]

Funny

[Mel1721L]

Funny

Glad you liked it.

[Creag]

Awesome rhyme!

[Mel1721L]

Thanks Creag, there is a sample of some of my poetry here if anyone is interested: http://www.alfvin-runesandtarot.com/Bardic-Page.html

[robbiethepiper]

I have worn a kilt every day for the last 5 years and never been embarrassed or given offence:

Heavyweight wool kilts

Heavy silver kilt pins

3rd kilt strap at right hip

[Mel1721L]

I have worn a kilt every day for the last 5 years and never been embarrassed or given offence:

Heavyweight wool kilts

Heavy silver kilt pins

3rd kilt strap at right hip

I wrote this in the first few days of wearing a cilt, we had non stop gale force winds for about a month. It was also written tongue in cheek as a bit of fun.

[Geoff Withnell]

I have to go with the classic;

The hielan man wears his kilt
When it's wintry and it's blowin
He kens no where the wind comes from
But he kens fine where it's goin.

[Mikilt]

When I first read the title of this thread, I thought it was a poem about a short kilt!

There was a kilt wearer named Mort
Whose kilt was exceedingly short
When the slightest breeze
Blew between his knees
It caused flashing of an embarrassing sort!

[Mel1721L]

When I first read the title of this thread, I thought it was a poem about a short kilt!

There was a kilt wearer named Mort
Whose kilt was exceedingly short
When the slightest breeze
Blew between his knees
It caused flashing of an embarrassing sort!

I never thought of that!