Quote Originally Posted by TheFly
Just haven't matured to the point of drinking whiskey yet, I suppose.
So, Grasshopper, shall your training begin?

First lesson - Here in the Colonies, it is called whiskey. If we hae a dram o' single malt, we wull ca' it whisky. Nae "E", ye ken? Wi'out the "E", it is GUID!! O mah, is it ewer guid!

Are ye ready tae hae a sip wi' me? If you'll nae be drinkin, lad, Ah'll he'p meself to the dram Ah set oot fer ye.

(I have a friend in Glasgow and he even TYPES word in Broad Scots. I often need an interpretor! )

Peace,
Mike