Bubba,

Rather than plop it on the backside of someone else, it's possible to take it and make it work. I've had to do some INCREDIBLE transformations on a number of kilts.

If you would like to fork-over for the postage both ways, I would be more than happy to see what I can do with it. No charge at all (since I can't do that anyway) but it's worth seeing if a remedy is in order. I like a good challenge.

Just let me know buddy.