Words. Go figure. Skirt? Kilt?

All apples are fruit. Not all fruit are apples. All kilts are skirts. Not all skirts are kilts. Here is the logic loop. We could argue all day, but I have the root of the argument at hand. Not much to say now. Hrm. Who wants an apple? Or would you settle for just any old piece of fruit?

Speaking of fruits... Ashton in a kilt? Oh have mercy... **Shudder**

"Dude! Where's my pants?"

Sorry. I am so sorry for the harm I have inflected by making that joke. I take full responsibility for any brain damage caused by said statement.