Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Carbomb
I wonder why he didn't wear kilts in his other movies too... like:

"O, Tartan Where Art Thou?"
~or~
"The Perfect Pleat"
~or~
"Tartans Eleven"
HA! HA! good one Jimmy.

So I guess they would have to change the
song from the movie to:

KILTED Bottom Boys
I Am A Man Of Constant HAPPINESS

(chorus) In constant HAPPINESS all through his days

I am a man of constant HAPPINESS
I've seen FUN all my day.
I bid farewell to old SCOTLAND
The place where I was born and raised.

(chorus) The place where he was born and raised

For six long years I've been KILTED
SO MANY pleasures here on earth I found
For in this world I'm bound to ramble
I have MANY friends to help me now.

(chorus) He has MANY friends to help him now

You get the idea.

So Jimmy is this a version Barleyjuice might try?