"...But the kilt is a saddening bore
For he's worn this outfit
ten times or more
He could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask him to focus on
[CHORUS]
Shinty players fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those clansmen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Throwers
Tossing the wrong stone
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Are there Pipes on Mars?"
With apologies to David Bowie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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