Quote Originally Posted by Anthony
If you had a "Dressing Ring" you could place a cord through the ring then lash it to your leg.
As a member with one, I don't think that's quite a solution. Too much pulling on the tender bits can hurt and if you pass a nice lady on the trail, the . . . err. . . strain could be too much to bear.

Now, going back to the "little helmet" idea. You could use the PA to lock one on there. I've seen such devices in more mature areas of the Internet. I'm not about to link to them here though.