A Man & His Dream

[James Hood]

Truly worthy of a sincere gufffaw...

...until all the simultaneous (im)practicalities of the intent met physiology, physics, anatomy and feline behavioural characteristics, which caught up and processed in engineer-brain.

[CameronCat]

[QUOTE]Bagpipes don't scratch, or shed, but then they're not much good at catching mice. [/QUOTE]

Sir Terry Pratchett's "Wee Free Men" played mousepipes ...

[Tarheel]

[QUOTE=James Hood;1284161...until all the simultaneous (im)practicalities of the intent met physiology, physics, anatomy and feline behavioural characteristics, which caught up and processed in engineer-brain.[/QUOTE]

My interpretation / question of your post is: Richard has a dual degree in Structural and Acoustical Engineering and that is not his cat "Tom" but some random ally-creature that hates being held? If this be the case, then "PITCH" could be achieved very quickly.