What is the difference between onions and bagpipes? --- Everyone cries when you cut up onions. Experience has taught me that pipers know most of the jokes.
Playing pipes is like throwing a javelin blindfolded. You don't have to be very good to get a lot of attention!
'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "
That would be on my chanter. Heads turn, women gasp, and small babies cry.
Bob
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