Well I cheated and saw the Hooligans last night at Finnigans Wake to see what they were like, not to mention to check out the venue.

Last night was one of the best nights of my life. The beer was flowing, the dancing joints were properly lubricated, and I had attracted an impressive retinue of gorgeous women who wanted to dance all night with the man in the kilt. The Hooligans did their part and kept up such a beat that even a dead man would be compelled to get up and dance. And I'll tell you what, when the beer has been flowing enough these guys are masters of pulling in the crowd and getting things really going.

This is my first time going out and really partying with a kilt on. I wasn't prepared for the reaction from the ladies. I thought you guys were just joking. I didn't compromise my marriage or anything but next time I'll have a much healthier respect for the aphrodisiac effects a dancing fool in a kilt has on pretty young girls.