Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Some years back when I was wearing kilts to work (a mental health agency), a fellow therapist - and out lesbian - stopped me in the hallway of the agency and asked, "How do you take a s--t in that thing?" I was floored. My response was, "If I asked you the same question I'd be fired and lose my license to practice." Her eyes got huge and she left and never again commented. Ironically, she was one of the few women at the agency who regularly wore skirts. Maybe she was jealous.

The only time anyone has gone hands on with me was at Pride in the Pines in Flagstaff some years ago. A young college age guy, very intoxicated, mumbled something along the lines of "the question" and ran his hand up my kilt. He had to bend over to do it so I just spun away from him and he crashed face first onto the sidewalk. He was laying on the sidewalk, quite content to be stabilized, when I walked away.
Could it be that she was just curious and unfamiliar with the kilt? There are so many styles of dresses and skirts that each present a challenge in the bathroom stall. I was just having this discussion the other day with my wife when we saw a lovely bride enter the restaurant. A long gown presents it's own difficulties and she cannot possibly go to the bathroom without help from her attendants. Guys generally have it much easier.