Q: Are you Scottish?

A: No. Why?

Q: You're wearing a kilt!

A: Yeah. Life's funny, huh?

Q: But why are you wearing a kilt?

A: The same reason I'm not wearing pants.

Q: But that didn't answer the question.

A: Oh. I'm sorry. What was the question again?

Q: Why are you wearing a kilt?

A: What kilt?

Sorry guys. Just having a bit of fun.