Kilted Chaperone at Disneyland

[OC Richard]

I am almost always able to avoid the need to sit on a commode kilted.

All I know is about the Pipe Band world where

1) heavyweight 8-yard kilts are nearly universal, and

2) there is emphasis on keeping the pleats in the back looking nice.

So what we do is take off the kilt in the stall and hang it over the door.

(There to be taken by pranksters in your band, sometimes.)

We wouldn't dream of sitting on the commode kilted. You can see it in the Mens restroom at any Highland Games around here: a row of stalls with kilts hanging over the doors.