A Rookie Mistake Ordering Another Kilt

[OC Richard]

There are so many snarky comments that could apply.

Yes, there's the time I left my pipes on the back seat of my car when my mates and I went into the pub, when I came out my car's back window was smashed... and there were two sets of pipes on my back seat.

I drove off and left my accordion on the street corner where we were busking...I rushed back and there were two accordions there.

Do you know what Perfect Pitch is to a banjo player? When you throw a banjo into a skip and it lands on an accordion!