Musician Jokes

**Macman** · 20th August 20, 04:10 PM

We'd need a whole new thread for viola jokes

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**KD Burke** · 21st August 20, 04:56 AM

How does a soprano change a light bulb?

She holds the bulb up, and the world revolves around her.

**Ninehostages** · 21st August 20, 06:56 AM

What else do you call a Saxophone?

" ... an ill wind that nobody blows good."

**Luke MacGillie** · 24th August 20, 07:13 AM

Musicians are so poor, I saw 4 of them sharing the same cigarette out back of the venue.

**Ninehostages** · 24th August 20, 10:42 AM

Beethoven was so poor he was always skipping out on the rent.

He had to write his Third Symphony in three flats.

**Garth** · 24th August 20, 08:54 PM

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(For those that can't see the fence....because there is none)

**Rick M** · 26th August 20, 09:40 PM

What is the difference between a banjo and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

How do you know there is a singer at your door?

They cannot find the key and do not know when to come in.

There are so very many musician jokes. Unfortunately my all-time favorite music joke is slightly off-color and I am unsure if it would run afoul of the forum rules.

Rick