more perfect times to be a kilt wearer

**Kiltbear** · 18th January 05, 05:09 PM

Enough already!!

**Buddha** · 18th January 05, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Colin

I just keep avoiding the big V by telling my wife that I may want to have kids with my next family. Luckily she knows it's a joke, or I wouldn't need it anyway.

who's joking?

**Mike n NC** · 18th January 05, 05:26 PM

After assisting with many and doing several...All I can say is you guys got more ummm, boys than I do. I know what goes on in there!!

Mike

**bubba** · 18th January 05, 05:49 PM

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is getting NEAR the boys with sharp implements! No sir, not ever!

**Graham** · 18th January 05, 06:31 PM

I had the "final cut" 16 years ago after the birth of #5.

It was badly done and I was sicker than I have ever been, even worse than when I was bitten by a 'deadly' tiger snake.

Maybe I shouldn't have had a theological debate with the surgeon while he was cutting, it was probably his way of winning an argument

I wish I'd known about kilts then!

**Kiltedmusiclover** · 18th January 05, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish

Oh, is THAT what "the boys" are for?!! I have often wondered

Just jokin'! I've known these past 50-odd years that they are there just to make me look good in Speedos!!

Hamish,

You never cease to AMAZE me!

They broke the mold when they made you, my friend.

**Rob Wright** · 18th January 05, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish

Oh, is THAT what "the boys" are for?!! I have often wondered

Just jokin'! I've known these past 50-odd years that they are there just to make me look good in Speedos!!

Some posts should come with a recommendation of massive whisky consumption before reading

Rob Wright

**Kiltbear** · 19th January 05, 11:53 AM

I'm rapidly losing the will to live. I'm going celibate immediately. I dont care if they grow to the size of watermelons cos I'm kilted. I'll be bow legged but fine otherwise.

**Riverkilt** · 19th January 05, 12:33 PM

40 years ago a coworker was catching the softball game at a company picnic and took a foul tip to the boys. They swelled up like basketballs. He was the plant manager of a large sewing plant with about 200 female workers. Embarrassing enough. Don't recall anyone thinking of a kilt as a dress option when the swelling started to receed at bit. Too bad.

Maybe there's a market for the kiltmakers to leave brochures in urologist and family planning offices.

Ron

**Buddha** · 19th January 05, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Maybe there's a market for the kiltmakers to leave brochures in urologist and family planning offices.

Ron

I'll leave a couple of USAK cards on the table at the urologists office, should I leave Rocky's or Kelly's?

and it might be good to leave a couple at a fetility clinic, the lack of constriction is a known boost to sperm counts