Just A Thought.

[Troglodyte]

Know what you mean by shrinking, I’ve lost 1.5 inches due to age and back surgery. Last surgery they fused my lower four vertebrae.

Curious physics going on here...

For me, the shrinkage occurs within the confine of the wardrobe, as a perfectly fitting kilt and jacket get put away with care after wearing, and then seem to shrink a size before the next outing. What's going on..?

I think it is all this climate change we're being told about, and strange atmospherics occur in enclosed spaces, like wardrobes. I can't think what else it might be.

[Jock Scot]

Blame the farmers! Its all their fault -----this Global warming stuff------ and these days, everything else too!

[DCampbell16B]

For me, the shrinkage occurs within the confine of the wardrobe, as a perfectly fitting kilt and jacket get put away with care after wearing, and then seem to shrink a size before the next outing. What's going on..?

To be honest, there was some shrinkage in the wardrobe on that kilt, at least widthwise. Not showing in the current picture are the "kilt extenders". I can't blame that on Global Warming though. Rather an increase in diet and age. But mostly diet...

[PassingW]

I'm thinking acid rain...

[COScotsman]

To be honest, there was some shrinkage in the wardrobe on that kilt, at least widthwise. Not showing in the current picture are the "kilt extenders". I can't blame that on Global Warming though. Rather an increase in diet and age. But mostly diet...

An amazingly common ailment many of us experience later in life.

[Jock Scot]

An amazingly common ailment many of us experience later in life.

Exactly so! As I said earlier, "blame the farmers": its all their fault, for producing all that food!

As seen on the back window on a very muddy and very obviously a farmers truck:-

"Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full."

It seems that they can't win!!!!

[MacKenzie]

Exactly so! As I said earlier, "blame the farmers": its all their fault, for producing all that food!

It's the cow farts don't you know.

[Jock Scot]

I have to come clean here, just in case an irate farmer member on this website takes me to task, I am a retired farmer and............I know most of the jokes!

[JPS]

Curious physics going on here...

For me, the shrinkage occurs within the confine of the wardrobe, as a perfectly fitting kilt and jacket get put away with care after wearing, and then seem to shrink a size before the next outing. What's going on..?

I think it is all this climate change we're being told about, and strange atmospherics occur in enclosed spaces, like wardrobes. I can't think what else it might be.

Odd, too, that none of them ever seem to shrink lengthwise. We need our best physicists on this immediately.

[Father Bill]

Odd, too, that none of them ever seem to shrink lengthwise. We need our best physicists on this immediately.

Simple: must be warp v. weft!