DC Dalgliesh

[Troglodyte]

Oh no! Perish the thought! I spend far too much of my time talking tartans and kilts already! The thought of being trapped in a bus for mile after mile after .......... talking about even more tartans and kilts, really does not appeal!!

I don't think we'd qualify to be part of the coach-tour party anyway. Too close to home and all that.

But we could wave and cheer them on their way as they passed by.

[Jock Scot]

They might be wanting a brace of interpreters? Well....speaking for one posibility, basic rustic English AND, there is a local tartan expert who might have a spare second or two available?