Try-outs and applications

[Ivor]

-------------and there I was, thinking that there was just one monster, happily taking a dip ,from time to time in Loch Ness, for the last million years or so to give the tourist industry a hand .

I thought you of all people would know of Lizzie the Loch Lochy monster, Jock, not to mention Wee Oichy in your neck of the woods. Lots more seemingly too - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._loch-monsters .