How NOT to wear a kilt

[TheDruidOfCelina]

I've been away from kilts for so long that it didn't even dawn on me what was wrong until someone said it.

[User]

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Or proudly wearing their beautiful new kilt with the basting stitches still in place!
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I might as well confess, the first time I wore a kilt, I didn't see the basting stitches. It wasn't until I was undressing that night that I noticed them. I remember thinking "What are those? They don't look like they should be there. Oh dear."

[OC Richard]

The guy with the basting thread still in place also has a kilt that is WAY too long. Or is it that it was made to be worn higher (traditionally) and he's just wearing it on his pants waist ?

From what I could see the kilt was the proper length, as you say he was just wearing it way too low.

My wool kilts were both ordered to be worn on the pants waist, low...in both cases, the fell is still 4 - 6", which of course, is the problem...it causes the pleats to open far below the point where your butt starts...

Is there a construction reason the fell can't be around 1 1/2 to 2" ?

That's an issue I'd never thought of!

For sure traditional kiltmakers are going to make kilts the traditional way as a matter of course, with the fell around 1/3 the length.

By making a "hip-hugger kilt" (or whatever it might be called) you're going outside of the realm of Highland Dress and in effect creating a new style of garment that calls for a new style of construction.

For one thing the traditional "waist" and "breech" measurements won't do, because the new garment isn't at the waist. I'm not sure what the new measurements would be, or what they would be called.

[Jock Scot]

For one thing the traditional "waist" and "breech" measurements won't do, because the new garment isn't at the waist. I'm not sure what the new measurements would be, or what they would be called.

Oh don’t tempt me!!!!

[Iain Ruaidh]

I came across an ad, on a popular "social media" site, by someone offering a kilt for sale, "only worn once" and had to share the photo used ( :Attachment 44440

Never mind the kilts being on backwards, I wouldn't be seen dead in those little white girls school socks!

And did they get the model to shave his legs?

[OC Richard]

Never mind the kilts being on backwards, I wouldn't be seen dead in those little white girls school socks!

And did they get the model to shave his legs?

What about this then?



Or this?

[COScotsman]

Or this?

This is something that we'll never be able to un-see. Oh my eyes!

[OC Richard]

This is something that we'll never be able to un-see. Oh my eyes!

That photo asks many more questions than there will ever be answers to.

[kiltedsawyer]

Or this?

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These gentlemen undoubtedly lost a wager.

[jsrnephdoc]

Or this?


These gentlemen undoubtedly lost a wager.

And, undoubtedly, at far greater cost to their dignity than the additional cost of fabric for proper kilts!