Bad Kilt Comeback / Joke

**MACKAY** · 15th February 05, 01:26 PM

I know this is really bad, but if you can't laugh at yourself ....

One of my co-workers saw a photo I have on my desk of me in a kilt today, he asked quite innocently, "Why the hell would you want to wear a kilt."

Before I could start up the history lesson, my Attention Deficit Disorder took over and I replied simply, "Because sheep can hear zippers!"

I can still hear him laughing all the way down the hall. Thought I would share this one.

Brian Mackay
"Manu Forti'

**Avonlea22** · 15th February 05, 01:32 PM

That's awesome!! That would have worked well as an answer when I lived back in PA. LOL!!!

**bubba** · 15th February 05, 01:54 PM

That's a good response. Now, just watch. On special days they'll give you little toy sheep <G>

**Big Paul** · 15th February 05, 03:36 PM

That's awesome!

**Tim Walker** · 15th February 05, 04:32 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

**KiltedBishop** · 15th February 05, 04:33 PM

That is the answer for a scotsman...and Irish man would reply to keep scots from getting arrogant.

**Uncle Ricky** · 15th February 05, 04:46 PM

I plan to tell people I'm a ROCK STAR! That will probably excuse just about anything eh?

**Riverkilt** · 16th February 05, 12:32 AM

Sheep Lie!!!

**Colin** · 16th February 05, 09:18 AM

that joke was just Bahhhhhhhhhd.

**macwilkin** · 16th February 05, 09:24 AM

Reminds me of the first version of a famous Rolling Stones song that was reportedly inspired by a Scot:

"Hey, McLeod, get off o' my ewe!" :mrgreen:

Sorry, I know's it's an oldie and a baddie, but I couldn't resist!

Cheers,

Todd