Quote Originally Posted by Hamish
Quote Originally Posted by bear@bearkilts.com

That's the MacLeod of Lewis tartan, though it wasn't me on the bus. My Grandmas are all gone, I don't play the pipes, and I'm a bit of a teetotaler.
Bear, me ol' pal, I am not suggesting for one moment that you would ever get out of your mind with the effects of the demon drink, especially on a bus, but are you telling us then that the Guinness glass beside you on the table, contains a dark lemonade? Or is it a Diet Coke?
How did that get there? It's a frame up!
As everyone knows, I'm an ascetic and deny myself all sorts of pleasurable things. That's why I'm so skinny!