fun confrontation at convenience store

[Muddy]

Yeah, I saw the thread finally in the
Kilt Nights section. Sounds mondo fun
but I doubt I can make it. We'd be talking
several hundred dineros for hotel, eating and
drinking and the 8 hour or so car ride up from
Portland. Maybe if I hit the lottery betwixt noo
and then........My kids are in Irish Dance. Very
expensive sport. That sucks up allll our extra
available cash usually. LOL.

[Barry]

Puts me in mind of an old joke:
Two chaps meet. The first one says:
"Have you heard about Fergusson? He's living with a sheep"
Second chap:
"What! A male sheep or a female sheep?"
First chap
" Oh, a female sheep. Nothing queer about Fegusson!"

or the Aussie version-
" Oi heah Barry has a new ladyfriend. What's 'er name?"
"Baaaaabara"

(say goodnight Gracie)