Nice restraint!!! I've just never had anyone vocalize their stupidity like that. We've all seen the "looks" and heard the whispers though.

On the way home from a huge concert that we had last night, we stopped at a shop for a road coffee. I just KNEW that this town wasn't prepared for men in kilts!

Sure enough, virtually every guy in the joint (fresh out of his pick-up truck) had to give the look. In their defense, not one of them was stupid enough to say anything.

Their women, on the other hand, looked jealous of the fact that we owned something other than denim and a Jerry Springer t-shirt.

I could swear that I saw Skoal-rings in the back pockets of the women.