today's adventure

[GMan]

Bravo Seamus

[Alan H]

This post rates an eleven on a scale of one to ten.

Good on ya, mate!

[Rob Wright]

This is a great story lad

Rob

[philibeg]

BRAVO! that's a brilliant story!!

[Aaron]

Out-dirty word-standing! That is the most awesome story I've heard in a long time!

[M. A. C. Newsome]

About six or seven years ago I was invited to a friend's housewarming party. I showed up in my kilt. It was a very casual affair, and most other guests were in jeans. I only know the hostess and one or two other people.

Everyone loves my kilt, of course. I don't get any funny comments until I'm standing at the counter making myself a drink. All of a sudden I feel a... breeze.

I turn around to see who has lifted up my kilt and to my surprise I see a rather large man, bearded, trucker cap on. The kind you expect to see standing next to a big rig at a rest stop. Obviously he has never seen a kilt this close up before and wanted to get in a few laughs.

So everyone in the room is kind of frozen to see what my reaction is going to be. I just say, "You know, of all the people here tonight, I wouldn't have expected you to be the one wondering what was under my kilt!"

This man turned a little red from the implication, and everyone got a good laugh out of it.

Anyway, talk about a double standard. Try doing that to a woman in a skirt one day and see how fast your **** is tossed out on the sidewalk, if not arrested for assult!

Aye,
Matt

[Jimmy Carbomb]

You're such a gentleman, I would have farted

Ron

DUDE!

I carry around an electronic Whoopie Cushion for just such times! It's happened a few times at gigs (especially at the colleges) and the "Whoopster" has NEVER let me down! The band gets one hill of a laugh at the reactions too.

I can HIGHLY recommend them.

Now... as for the response to the "Peeping Tina"... WELL DONE! It seems to be those times when things just roll-off the tongue that we remember best. A snappy comeback is a sure sign of intelligence.

Tangent Warning: has anyone ever checked right back on the skirt of a Kilt-Checker?

[Jimmy Carbomb]

I turn around to see who has lifted up my kilt and to my surprise I see a rather large man, bearded, trucker cap on.

Bwaaahaaahaaa!!!

Don't feel bad, buddy. One of the original partners in USAKilts was NOTORIOUS for being kilt-checked by men and by women FAR beyond the age of "the change". It was nothing that he did or said... just a circumstance of place-and-time.

Here, we're at Finnigan's Wake with dozens of Bridal Parties, and he's being frisked by the Bride's Grandmother. Ooo, la-la!

And people wonder why we all do kilt nights?!!!

[Kiltedmusiclover]

Two fine comebacks! :o

Well done gentlemen!

[erudite]

Tangent Warning: has anyone ever checked right back on the skirt of a Kilt-Checker?

I was in NYC last year, outside Webster Hall, (the tourist dance club) and young lass wants to know whats up my kilt. Drunkeness is not conducive to being witty, so "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" was th best I could do. She did, so I did and my date was real pissed off. *sigh* Wiser for the wear.

My usual response to those polite enough to ask:
I put my arm around her shoulder and begin to lead her away, as I whisper into her ear, "Private viewings are available."