Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt
You're such a gentleman, I would have farted

Ron
DUDE!

I carry around an electronic Whoopie Cushion for just such times! It's happened a few times at gigs (especially at the colleges) and the "Whoopster" has NEVER let me down! The band gets one hill of a laugh at the reactions too.

I can HIGHLY recommend them.

Now... as for the response to the "Peeping Tina"... WELL DONE! It seems to be those times when things just roll-off the tongue that we remember best. A snappy comeback is a sure sign of intelligence.

Tangent Warning: has anyone ever checked right back on the skirt of a Kilt-Checker?