Quote Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome
I turn around to see who has lifted up my kilt and to my surprise I see a rather large man, bearded, trucker cap on.
Bwaaahaaahaaa!!!

Don't feel bad, buddy. One of the original partners in USAKilts was NOTORIOUS for being kilt-checked by men and by women FAR beyond the age of "the change". It was nothing that he did or said... just a circumstance of place-and-time.

Here, we're at Finnigan's Wake with dozens of Bridal Parties, and he's being frisked by the Bride's Grandmother. Ooo, la-la!

And people wonder why we all do kilt nights?!!!