I once caught a woman trying to lift my kilt, stopped her before she was successfull. She then said "Us ladies want to know what is underneath your kilt." Mind you, she is standing around several people at a church function none the less. My response was "My grandmother told me that a true lady would never ask that question. Bless her heart, to this day she is still right." The woman quickly disappeared with a very embarrassed look on her face.