kilt lifters

[Hamish]

When you reach my age, you'll most likely find that no-one, and I mean no-one, will want to know what's under your kilt, let alone look!

[Jimmy Carbomb]

When you reach my age, you'll most likely find that no-one, and I mean no-one, will want to know what's under your kilt, let alone look!

Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!!!

"I only lift the kilt for TWO things. One is to make room for fresh beer, and the other..."

That ought to end it right there, or you'll have a REAL GOOD new friend.

[Uncle Ricky]

And I am so glad that those rude young girls usually turn out alright after they grow up a little.

Yes, it's a treat to see them grow from puberty into adultery

[Will]

When you reach my age, you'll most likely find that no-one, and I mean no-one, will want to know what's under your kilt, let alone look!

Thanks for your comment. I thought I was all alone in the world. Never had a kilt lifting incident.

[erudite]

Since I currently don't have a wife, and don't always have a female companion with me, I've told women they will have to come home with me to find out. That usually ends the converstion. If they want to come home with me, well... that hasn't happened yet.

I have also learned from first hand intoxicated eperience that "show me yours, I'll show you mine" is an open invitation to a disaster, because I too have had that bluff called before. I mean if they'll lift their shirt for beads, is there any limit to what they might do if asked?

Thanks Bear, I'm putting "Your man should control you better" into my sporran o' clever reparte's.

[Uncle Ricky]

"Your man should control you better," always gets a woman steaming mad. There is no response she can give that doesn't have a better comeback.

OK Bear, I'm going to hand you this one on a platter...

What if she says she doesn't have a man?....

[Magnus Sporrano]

What if she says she doesn't have a man?....

Maybe she should rethink her approach to meeting men. Going straight for third base isn't working well for her.

[Phil Wright]

I got a friend of mine into his kilt for his wife's works 'do' and he got the question apparently. He just turned round and growled out a very lecherous " You what darlin'?" and she went quietly

Personally I like the lines around ' keeping the sense of mystery' like MAC. Mind it's that cold here at the moment....
Phil

[Uncle Ricky]

What if she says she doesn't have a man?....

Maybe she should rethink her approach to meeting men. Going straight for third base isn't working well for her.

Now That rejoinder, I like!

[bear]

"Your man should control you better," always gets a woman steaming mad. There is no response she can give that doesn't have a better comeback.

OK Bear, I'm going to hand you this one on a platter...

What if she says she doesn't have a man?....

Then you say, "Aaahhh!" like she's just explained a great mystery. "So you're desperate!"