smooth talk

[macgreggor]

Greetings brethern of the kilt!
I was less concerned about how my spouse would like me in a kilt (she got this funny look and muttered something about access.... ) than in how i could convince her that I NEEDED (looking ahead here) to spend all that money on yet another kilt?
suggestions.....please!!!
MacG

[KiltedBishop]

tell it is a matter of health, spending the money on the kilt now will save money later fighting sterility.

[bubba]

A kilt is cheaper than continued need for Viagra

[Graham]

.....kilts are a lasting wardrobe investment.
they encourage creativity which leads to productivity, which leads to increased wealth, and so buying a kilt brings a financial return!!

[KiltedBishop]

How about a commercial like those snickers commercials. "Buy a kilt and become emperor of the Universe!"

[Casey]

There is a very simple rule, I even think it may be a law of physics. "You can't have just one of anything."

[Galant]

How about suggesting that if she prefers you could start to wear her skirts instead!

[GMan]

Being a single guy, I do not have that problem (except with my checkbook).

I do like all the responses already given

[macgreggor]

Thanks everyone for the ideas. Now if I can just either make more money or spend less elsewhere....
wish me luck!

[Rubber Soul]

Threaten that if she won't let you get more kilts, you won't wear trousers then, either. I'm sure she doesn't want to bail you out of jail for indecent exposure, that should be a good deal for her