OK, I'll play.

First purchase would be a full Formal rig, Prince Charlie Coatee and vest, ghilli brogues, silver Masonic Crest dress Sporran, Heavy-weight 8-yard kilt in Grand Lodge of Scotland Tartan, Matching flashes. Masonic Crest sgian dhu, Black Balmoral with white cockade and Masonic Crest badge, Kilt belt with Masonic Buckle, Masonic Crested Kilt hose.

Second purchase - Black Argyll jacket, Medium weight wool MacDonald, off-white kilt hose, MacDonald tartan flashes, Black Belt with MacDonald Crest buckle, Black Rob Roy sporran, black balmoral w/ MacDonald Crest badge.

Third purchase - Confederate Memorial tartan kilt in medium wool, charcoal Argyll jacket, Kilt belt with Confederate Great Seal, Rob Roy Sporran, Black Military Beret with white cockade and Clan Cameron of Lochiel Badge. A custom made Tipi Knifeworks sgian dhu.

Fourth through thirtieth - a selection of USAKilts Traditionals, and BearKilts Classic Cut kilts in several tartans, in addition, I'd want a British Tan, and Saffron leather kilt from "R "kilts, also a selection of solid colored kilts from Pittsburg Kilts and AmeriKilts.

After that I could concentrate on shoes, boots, hose, bonnets, and shirts to co-ordinate the kilts. I'd probably need to hire Hamish and Matt to come help co-ordinate all the colors.

With airfare and hire of experts added, this could indeed become an expensive habit.