Quote Originally Posted by Magnus Sporrano
Quote Originally Posted by Hamish
Coincidentally, I have been recently asked to give a talk on my 'Kilt Kollection' to a nearby afternoon women's group (guaranteed minimum audience: 95-120 ladies) in October. I am still thinking about that one!
If a coarse man like me in a kilt can get the kind of reaction from the ladies that I do, I should think that the Great Hamish ought to seriously consider hiring a security contingent before standing in front of that crowd!
Magnus, all manner of wild images are flooding into my mind as a result of your comment! However, knowing the average type of lady who resides in this area of southern England, I'd say that the average age of my audience member would be around 65 - 70 and that they would all be very genteel and well-behaved. I am sure it would take something or someone far more potent and powerful than me to get their juices flowing! 8)

Galant, my apologies for beginning to hijack your thread. I'll not say another word!