Quote Originally Posted by Niblox
There are a number of ways to deal with this

1. Ignore it completely

2. Stand there and grin and they get so embarrassed they just slink away

3. Sue them for assault

(1) and (2) are probably the best way of dealing with kilt lifters. Try (3) only if you have wodges of cash and a lawyer who will guarantee you a large return on your investment in him (or her).
I would add also to (3) - "this assumes that you have either (a) no sense of humour or (b) you have no sense of pride in the family jewels"