kilt lifters

**Buddha** · 25th March 05, 06:58 AM

no as those who have met me will know I'm a little off at times, soooo...

I couldn't care less if someone wanted to lift the kilt and see what was under.

thats all I'm saying...hell maybe kilt lifting could break out into spontaneous bjs

**Big Dave** · 25th March 05, 01:46 PM

Amen to that brother. Spotaneous bj's, now that would be cool!

**Niblox** · 25th March 05, 03:36 PM

There are a number of ways to deal with this

1. Ignore it completely

2. Stand there and grin and they get so embarrassed they just slink away

3. Sue them for assault

(1) and (2) are probably the best way of dealing with kilt lifters. Try (3) only if you have wodges of cash and a lawyer who will guarantee you a large return on your investment in him (or her).

**Niblox** · 25th March 05, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Niblox

There are a number of ways to deal with this

1. Ignore it completely

2. Stand there and grin and they get so embarrassed they just slink away

3. Sue them for assault

(1) and (2) are probably the best way of dealing with kilt lifters. Try (3) only if you have wodges of cash and a lawyer who will guarantee you a large return on your investment in him (or her).

I would add also to (3) - "this assumes that you have either (a) no sense of humour or (b) you have no sense of pride in the family jewels"

**erudite** · 27th March 05, 04:34 PM

I'm glad I was gone by the time this happened. My companion was probably more conservative than your dad. How weird was that Seamus in room B, Discoteche for 23 yr olds in room A. We should plan that better next time, no dads, no companions ... whats under your kilt? My Blarney stones... Want to kiss them?

**Declan Rowan** · 27th March 05, 07:58 PM

lol oh, I have to use that line next time I'm in the pub. That and the "For $x I'll tell you, for $y..."

I can get rich AND lucky all in the same night!

**Alan H** · 29th March 05, 10:33 AM

Being drunk is not an excuse for gross behavior.

Is being drunk an excuse for driving your car, losing control and killing someone? No. Everyone is responsible for their actions. Being drunk is not an excuse for pulling an uninvited kilt lift.

If I were in an establishment and that happened, I would rip the person a new *******. If they were small and tried to slip away through the crowd then I'd push my way through the crowd, loudly, apologising to others as I went. I would not stop until I had caught up with them... and then it would get loud.

If someone lifted my kilt at a wedding or other occasion, I would rip them a new ******* on the spot. Loudly, embarrassingly, long and clearly.

If MY WIFE did a frontal kilt lift in public and wasn't drunk, I would have the grace to remove both of us from the situation and rip her one in private. If she were drunk I would remove her, end her fun and rip her one when she sobered up.

If she did it again, drunk or not I would be explicitly clear, loudly, angrily and leaving NO margin for interpretation, that it was utterly unacceptable. I'd hammer it home unmistakeably. There are no more "chances".

If she did it a third time, I'd move out and file legal document that we were separated. I would insist on counseling for her. The marriage would be in big, big trouble, and it would be HER responsibility to make the changes to save it.

In my humble opinion I don't find kilt lifting to be "funny", nor "flirty". If you've given permission, or broadcast to people that it's OK with you, then fine. It's not OK with me. I don't broadcast that it's OK, and if someone did it they'd know mighty damn quick not to do it again.

Is it OK to go lift a woman's skirt? HELL no. How about walk up to a man and yank his pants down around his ankles? Do that and you deserve to get your stupid head removed and your *** kicked. There's NO difference between those things and a kilt lift. NONE.

It's a very simple thing: basic respect and halfway decent good manners.

**MDR-V300** · 29th March 05, 07:48 PM

Whoa. Some nights I would agree with you, but not tonight. Not that I can find any fault in your logic, but I guess I'm just feeling more charitable to stupid people today.

I had my first uninvited kilt-lift a few nights ago, and I was mad when I felt the draft, but when I spun around, I found that it was a table full of girls who had made a terribly ingenious device out of straws, popsicle sticks, and a shoelace to lift my kilt from across the aisle without leaving their seats. Turns out they were engineering students [attractive, female engineering students, which would have made me doubtful if not for their kilt-lifting arm] who weren't trying to give anyone else a view except themselves. I took a closer look at their construction, and I STILL don't know how it held its own weight, let alone the weight of all that fabric.

So this is now my standard for permissible [without permission] kilt-lifting: If you can distract me before I can yell at you, then you win.

**Declan Rowan** · 29th March 05, 08:15 PM

Lol holy crap... I bow to their elite engineering skills. You know, that sort of device could be dangerous. We need to take it out, just like the gas companies take out the patents for improved carborators.

Dare I ask where attractive engineering students come from? For some reason all I can think of is pandora's box...