Your staff would still be making a decent wage, right? You would be using government money to lower your per-unit cost, right? And you'd be teaching them valuable skills?

Doesn't sound like exploitation to me. The only one suckered is the government.

I recommend hiring more prostitutes than junkies; prostitutes have more attention to detail and aim to please. "Ex-junky," in my opinion, is a fancy term for "junky."

Be prepared for a lot of staff turnaround. And, assuming that, I would buy one, after seeing the product, but I would assume a long time from purchase to delivery.