Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Carbomb
...You REALLY need to get a pair of shorts made out of tartan for these sorts of instances. They CAN be made to resemble a kilt VERY easily. In fact, they can be made to have all the accessories as Carhardt shorts or carpenter shorts. Now THAT would be a nice (albeit temporary) substitute.

(In an alternate universe...)

TAH-DAAAAH!... Presenting the launch of the all new tartan UTILI-CULOTTE! Available in a variety of fabrics, complete with lots of narrow crisp knife pleats (running in the traditional direction, of course), lots of hidden pockets for all your "guy stuff", and built in concealed snaps to hold the two halves together for that traditional look. Pleating to sett or stripe.

And for those who work on ladders... An optional draw string is available on each leg to draw the hem tight - pantaloon style. Ohhh what comfort... What style! Be at the cutting edge of fashion! Order one today!



Any takers?