I was passing by a couple in the bar last night. The woman beckoned me over.

She: Let's talk about your kilt.
Me: What would you like to know?
She: Where did you get it?
Me: Utilikilts.com
He: That's really cool.
She [to her boyfriend]: Write that down.
He: Is it comfortable?
Me: Extremely. And the girls dig it.
She [to him]: Yes we do. If you only knew what I was thinking right now about him.

Andrew.