The evil lurking deep in my soul wants to publish a book about how to wear the kilt. Would have a very sincere title, one that would inspire confidence...then inside the book would be a whole lot of phoney baloney BS rules that I made up just to confuse the kilt wearing public and start arguments on kilt boards...

Oh...what...?....you say that's already been done??...a number of times???...okay....anything recent?.. maybe I can do a current version...??...maybe for contemporary kilts...

How about...yes, you may wear kilt hose with a Utilakilt, but only with a mocker. Never wear kilt hose with a Utilikilt that has outside pockets and never wear flashes with your kilt hose even if you're wearing a mocker....

Or, never wear a Balmoral with an American made contemporary kilt. Wear American headgear only with American made kilts. Baseball caps are the appropriate headgear...boonie hats are okay too.

Or, with Canadian made contemporary kilts always wear those trooper hats with the fold down ear flaps if you're going to wear headgear.

Or, always make sure the color of your sandals matches the color of your kilt belt and/or your sporran strap when wearing a contemporary kilt.

This could be fun....

Ron