Vile, vile garmets.

I know all about the mobile phone camera bits. Leather or no, I get people snapping my picture all the time. Bloody annoying.

I want a leather kilt... But with 100 degree temps and 100% humidity, I would melt into a little puddle of grease.

If I wore a leather kilt, I would look even more like a Scotch Pirate or an Angry Berserker.