Dont tell Rob but I phoned Utilikilts today and ordered two. I dont think I will be wearing em to work but around the house? I was asked 3 times if i was sure I wanted 27 inch length. I never realised how many hobbits and munchkins are out there. When asked how to spell Cheshire I said like the cat in Alice in Wonderland. Bless her heart she then wrote the next line of the address as Wonderland, UK. Geezus.