This just in from KiltStore:

[Hamish]

i can see research grants, a traveling exebition(sp), and perhaps, as the ultimate tribute, a break-in and an attempted theft! show some mercy to the poor, deluded souls hamish!
macG

And which "poor, deluded souls" would that be then, MacG?

Actually, I have two 'bookings' to give talks on my "Kilt Kollection" already confirmed for this year! Both to women's groups - one connected with a local church and the other a social group (Women's Institute) some 80 miles away. Thus far, I am still at the note making stage!!

[macgreggor]

hi hamish,
i was thinking about the future break-in at the Kilt Museum......strange lines of future thinking.....hard to follow ...don't go there...abandon hope all y
macG

[Hamish]

hi hamish,
i was thinking about the future break-in at the Kilt Museum......strange lines of future thinking.....hard to follow ...don't go there...abandon hope all y
macG

Ah! OK. Thanks for that. As it happens, I have recently been advised to take out a separate insurance policy on my Kollection.

As for break-ins, forget them. It would be easier to steal The Crown Jewels from the Tower of London than to get away with one of my kilts!!!

[Doc Hudson]

i can see research grants, a traveling exebition(sp), and perhaps, as the ultimate tribute, a break-in and an attempted theft! show some mercy to the poor, deluded souls hamish!
macG

Mercy Nothing!!!!

He'd bash 'em in the head with a fire poker, tie 'em hand and foot, and subjuct them to hours of bagpipe and bashibazouk music.

After hours of tormenting the burglars, Hamish would be lead out in handcuffs by the Constabulary, charged with cruelty to burglars.