Quote Originally Posted by M. A. C. Newsome
I have found that after a man has been married for a little white, all of his kilts start to shrink. I can't figure it out, but it seems to be a universal phenomenon. :-)
Matt
Matt,

That theory depends upon the bride.

If a bride worships her new husband and "Feeds him like a God," i.e. places burnt offerings before him, the first few months of marriage often lead to weight loss by the groom.

I on the other hand married a terriffic cook, second time around. She fed me like a king (Henry VIII comes to mind), and I've been gaining weight ever since.