12 Steps for Kilt Wearers

[GMan]

I am one with the kilt,
I am one with the kilt,
I am a happy kilted man!
I am a happy kilted man!
I embrace the kilted lifestyle.
I embrace the kilted lifestyle.
Life is good because I am kilted!
Life is good because I am kilted!

[Riverkilt]

Hey kiltmaker!....give me a couple more kilts!!...and a sporran chaser...make it quick!...jez...where'd I put them kilt hangers...heck with it...don't need no stinking hangers I'll wear 'em both...

S'all right...I can drive kilted....

Roooomzooom screech...

Hi honey, I'm home...no I'm okay....bring me another kilt though...

[Tatsudoshi]

Yes, the power of the Kilt.
It truly is something that, just, well, overcomes you. Exhilarating...
The Kilt has taken me by storm, as I am now the proud owner of two Kilts, one is a casual lightweight in the blackwatch tartan that I have owned for almost three months now, My new Kilt is incredible, she's 16oz. strome wieght
in the Ancient Farquharson tartan all the way from Locharron in Scottland.
She arrived not but a few days ago.
This one is worn very proudly in memory of my Dad, who has now made his journey to the heavens.
If I could see my Dad's face right now I know there would be a great big smile on it.
May the Kilt be with you, alway's...