Moi?
Rude?
How dare you suggest that!
I am politeness personified (and anyone who disagrees I will t*at them)
I am merely stating the truth re Union Jack coloured clothing. I forgot to mention that very common people are also prone to bedecking themselves in red white and blue (shivers). And as for a warped sense of humour.....
Did you hear about the two Palestinian women having a cup of goats milk on the West Bank?
One digs into her handbag and pulls out a pic of her son.
This is Ahmed she says
I remember him the other says....he was such a beautiful baby
Yes he was...he is a martyr now...
The other digs into her handbag and she too pulls out a pic
This is my Iqbal she says...
I remember Iqbal....such a beautiful child.
Yes he was....he too is a martyr now

They both look wistfully at the pix of their sons and then look at one another and say......bad taste moment coming.......be warned....

Don't they blow up fast.....