I've heard it all now

[James]

I have in fact attended Druid rituals within the Stonehenge circle-and worn the kilt to and from the event-though donning a white robe for the actual occasion-as a courtesy to the actual Druids.

Quite funny, for I was emerging from the lavatory-a bit apart from others so dressed, and there was a coachload of American tourists--well it said aso on the coach. Anyway the look on their faces at seeing a chap in a 'white dress/robe' emerging from the lavatory was quite a sight!

Then a braver member of the group asked why I was dressed in such a way-and the relief on his face when I told him that it was in respect of a Druid ritual was a sight to see. To then I think he'd been recalling everything bad he'd ever heard about us Brits-worse than that!

I also attended one this year at Stonehenge for the summer solstice, and there was an amazing German pipe and drum band-playing the traditional doodlesac and dressed in the most exotic attire-leather skirts and the like-great fun.

The only problem with wearing the kilt to a British tourist attraction-is brushing off the crowds of camera happy Japanese tourists.

James

[Bob C]

James, the Americans were probably afraid that the KKK had opened up a branch in Britain.

If you're not familiar with the Ku Klux Klan, look it up. It's one of the more shameful parts of modern American history.

[Dreadbelly]

Yeah, in all honesty, if I saw a fellow wearing a white robe, my first instinct would be to do unspeakable things to him. Not saying I would do it, but the thought would cross my mind.

I don't like Klansman.

[Jerry]

So this afternoon I stop in to a Wal-Mart (I know I hate them too, but sometimes you just have to go there). I'm in line and the cashier says, "That's a cool looking kilt." I way thanks, and then she asks, "Are you a Druid?"

Just had to share.

Adam

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

[Dreadbelly]

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

ROFL!!!

[davedove]

I have a friend who used to claim he was a reformed Druid when anyone asked him what Denomination he was. If they bit and asked what a reformed Druid was, he would answer:

"Well I used to worship trees, but I'm trying to quit, so I'm gradually tapering off, and now I'm down to worshiping small shrubs."

HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the
enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not
appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!