Diced hose

[Freelander Sporrano]

Maybe you don't ...but do you anyone who knits maybe they can help ?

Ps I'm trying to get my wife to knit me some plain hose....

[Schultz]

Freelander,

That's the rub. One of my elderly neighbors was going to knit a pair of argyle hose for me, but she unfortunately passed just as she was going to start. I know a few people who knit, but none of them have the time to learn something new (knitting argyle socks!) by mid-October

Hence, I've got to go commercial.

[Archangel]

granma was taken off the plane under the anti-terrorism laws for carrying knitting needles. They found out she was going to knit an Afghan.




bad joke, sorry.