Quote Originally Posted by sav
Q: What's a pirate's favorite type of kilt hose?
A: Arrrrrrrrrgyle!

ok, ok...it was a bad joke...
Best. Pirate. Joke. Ever.

Q: Where does a pirate go to drink?
A: The barrrrrrrr!
Q: What musical instrument does a pirate play?
A: The guitarrrrrrrr!
Q: What does a pirate drive to work?
A: A carrrr!
Q: No - a ship, stupid!

Andrew.