Quote Originally Posted by sav
The one that gets me is "do you play the bagpipes?"...I happen to be a piper, so I have an affirmative answer, but it bothers me that people can't see past the kilt as a costume for pipers to wear at performances.
Kidding, a bit, of course, with the title line. Imagine the looks in their hopeful wee faces when one responds honestly with, "No, I'm a drummer." Maybe I ought to shift that to something like, "No, but I KNOW just scads of the buggers."