Awww- we always whacked our beer glasses to Wild Rover.

And it's no, nae, never...
(WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK)
No nae never, no more...
(WHACK WHACK)
Will I play the Wild Rover... no never, no more...

I'm afraid my singing runs more to Chicago tunes (the musical, not the band) but if you know All That Jazz I could sing along...

Start the car, we're gonna paint the town...
We're all in kilts!
We've got nothing on from our waistbands down...
We're all in kilts!
Watch the wind, cause its'a coming high,
Don't want to show your bits to every roaming eye!
But if you've got no fear, then have another beer, and wear... your... kilts!