A Mystery.

**Shay** · 26th August 05, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Thistle Stop

...and then there's the secret Girls Only area, which not even Hank and Mike can access! Heh-heh-heh

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Shhh! Dangit, now they'll want to come in and get their hair braided and toenails painted too!

**Schultz** · 26th August 05, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Shay

Shhh! Dangit, now they'll want to come in and get their hair braided and toenails painted too!

I'm having visions of that old Bud Light Ladies' Night commerical!

**davedove** · 26th August 05, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Mike1

One of the 230+ groups currently calling themselves the Knights Templar are guarding the key to the 2nd level and the key to the 3rd is in the sole of Jimmy Hoffa's right shoe. Hurry along now, so you can join us, soonest.

But can't you just use the mind control techniques taught by the aliens to bypass these two levels?

**macwilkin** · 26th August 05, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

But can't you just use the mind control techniques taught by the aliens to bypass these two levels?

No, because then the aliens might find out how to steal our precious bodily fluids through flouridation! (with apologies to Jack D. Ripper of Dr. Strangelove)

T.